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一个小甜饼 > 开局顺走张飞一块猪肉 > 第一卷 鏖战黄巾 第9章 打肿脸充胖子(二更)

第一卷 鏖战黄巾 第9章 打肿脸充胖子(二更)

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这次到城前的是吕产,此人的块头和张飞差不多,都是五大三粗,膀大腰圆,但他的力气着实比张飞小些,毕竟张飞早年背猪肉,砍排骨,手劈大骨,力道自然大一些。</p>

正当他骂得正欢之时,本想着今夜就这样了,再骂敌将也不敢出头,没想到城门却突然打开了,里面飞快的冲出来一匹黑马,马上一人,身形巨大,嘴赛鲶鱼,目似铜玲,一身盔甲锃明瓦亮,手中握一把百十斤的开山斧,抡起来三丈之内,生灵涂炭。</p>

一出来就哇哇的一阵暴叫,对吕产大喝一声:“尔等何人,报上名来!”</p>

青牛角一开口,胡大隔着多远就觉得耳朵嗡嗡作响,寻思着此人当真是声如洪钟啊,就跟练过狮吼功一般,若他再用大些力,就能把人震出内伤来。</p>

吕产离得近,受到声音的波及更重,多大一会儿耳朵才缓过劲儿来,马上晃了晃脑袋,道:“你爷爷我叫吕产,你乃何人,速速报上名来,免得待会儿被杀,某不知所杀何人,岂不遗憾?”</p>

青牛角听吕产说完,寻思着这哪里来的狂徒,居然敢说如此大话,我青牛角自出生,就没碰到过几个对手,就凭你小子这几句话,今天定让尔死无葬身之地,于是大叫一声:“爷爷的大名说出来,只怕会吓破尔的狗胆!”</p>

吕产把鼻子一哼,咧着嘴,斜着眼,道:“吹什么牛你?爷爷我杀敌无数,就没被谁的名字吓到过,尔到底何人,速速报上名来,待我杀了你好回赢睡觉!”</p>

青牛角此刻见吕产如此嚣张,恨不能挫碎钢牙,大叫一声:“爷爷青牛角是也!”</p>

吕产听完,心里突然一振,真就有点胆怯了,虽然之前他在营中如何如何的吹牛,天天吵着要跟青牛角单挑,但真碰到了,还是有点怕的,毕竟这可是朝庭军的收割机,专收人头,此人是卢植黑名单上的第一人,做梦都想把青牛角碎尸万段。</p>

吕产现在自然是骑虎难下,事到临头,只有打肿脸充胖子,硬着头皮往上拱了,万一杀了青牛角,岂不是天下闻名?就算真打不过,到时候逃掉也不丢人,就算丢人也无妨,丢人总比丢命强。</p>

吕产想到这里,打算给青牛角来一个措手不及,于是大喝一声:“青牛角,把人头留下!”</p>

喊完这句,马已经窜出去两丈远,眨眼间就到了青牛角跟前,手中大铁“嗖——”的一声,直指青牛角的前心,这一枪若是刺中,直接就把青牛角穿串了,包管让他见到阎罗王。</p>

但是人家青牛角的武艺,并不是吹出来的,见吕产这一枪刺出,青牛角根本就没放在眼里,身子不知怎么一歪,吕产就刺了个空,由于使劲儿太大,枪有点收不住,差点把自己带出去。</p>

这一枪若是他来化解,指定是要挥枪对撞的,只有武艺精湛的人才会选择躲,毕竟躲不及就必定会受伤,对撞比较安全,青牛角直接躲这一招,可以看出他的武艺的确不凡。</p>

吕产见第一枪就刺了个空,心里甚是不爽,毕竟身后几百双眼睛观看,若是这一阵输了,士气无疑又被拉低一个层次,若再次攻城,必定胜算大减,所以两军对阵,第一阵显得尤为重要。</p>

吕产把牙一咬,拉住枪尾,呼呼的在头顶抡了个大满贯,照着青牛角的脑袋就抡了过来。</p>

这一枪青年角若是躲不过,直接就脑浆崩流,能不能活就不用多说了。</p>

哪知青牛角还是不肯接招,见吕产这一枪抡来,硬是不紧不慢,头突然一歪,不知怎么的,又让他躲了过去。</p>

胡大在旁边看得真切,吕产毕竟使出了全力,他知道,阵前对战,最主要的就是黄金三招,若在三招之内够不到敌将一根毛,那就几乎能断定,对手比自己强了,就该考虑三十六计走为上了,因为此刻敌人一旦反击,根本不是你能招架的住的。</p>

所以胡大替吕产捏了把冷汗,同时也怪自己不会长兵器,若会的话,定能在阵前大放异彩,到时候名震天下,无上荣光,所以就在此刻,胡大做了一个决定,是时候练一下真正的绝技了,散打只适合近身攻击,在马上的战斗力几乎为零。</p>

吕产见青牛角又躲了过去,并且手中百斤开山斧连比划也没比划,真是伤害性不大,侮辱性极强,于是停下来就是嗷嗷一阵鬼叫,冲着青牛角道:“我说青牛角,你干吗只躲不攻,你他娘的啥意思?”</p>

青牛角斜眼加咧嘴,一股傲慢之气占满整张脸,用轻蔑的口气道:“哼!尔等雕虫小技,也值得你青爷爷动手吗?你应该庆幸爷爷只躲不攻,因为只要爷爷一出手,你绝无还手之机!”</p>

吕产听到这里,恨不得吐血二两,哪有这么欺负人的?你不接招就不接招,说这气人的话做甚?</p>

于是吕产大铁枪左右翻飞,又朝青牛角刺来,这一回不使大劲,只求速度快,毕竟天下武功,唯快不破。</p>

别看青牛角块头大,但是人家动作倒是很灵活,还是一直躲,最后由于吕产的攻势确实凶猛,青牛角还真得动斧头了。</p>

动斧头的第一下,两兵器猛的一碰,只听“咣——”的一声,吕产大铁枪又差点被震飞出去,若不是他拼命拉着枪尾,这会儿只怕要用拳头来碰大刀了。</p>

又三十合过去了,张角在城楼上有点不耐烦了,心想明眼人一看就知孰强孰弱,青牛角杀个人咋这么磨叽呢?于是在城楼上大喊一声:“青牛角!你干吗呢?磨豆腐呢你?这么久了,该反击了,快砍下敌将的头!”</p>

青牛角听到张角下令,当即便把百十斤开山斧握紧了些,眼里杀气迸出,他要开始一抡最猛的反击!</p>

胡大觉得大事不妙,若再打下去,只怕吕产要遭遇不测,他俩明显不在一个档次,就像自己散打一样,七十公斤和九十公斤对打,完全没有优势,因为从体重上你就输别人一筹,为了保住吕产的性命,胡大也大叫道:“吕将军,速回!”</p>

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